This – Is – Ridiculous…

And today, we have this…
Don’t take off your undies, urges anti-Valentine group
A non-governmental organisation is up in arms against Valentine’s Day and a plan to get a group of students to go without panties on that day. The Secretariat Against Social Ills Penang (Urusetia Menangani Gejala Sosial Pulau Pinang or Unggas) fears that the “no panties” promotion, now going on at higher learning institutions in Shah Alam, may soon find its way into secondary schools if not checked.
It said a random survey conducted at several Penang schools showed that some students were aware of the matter. Unggas co-ordinator Nurfitri Amir Muhammad said a few of its teacher activists were even surprised to find students openly discussing it.
“We do not have any evidence if such an event is being organised among the secondary school students here, but the fact that secondary students are aware of such a promotion requires serious attention,” he told a press conference in Bagan Lalang here yesterday.
(And what attention would that be? How are you going to be able to check whether or not the female students are wearing underwear or not? Spot-check ah?)
On Jan 29, The Star reported that female students in higher learning institutes in Shah Alam were being persuaded not to wear panties on Valentine’s Day as an expression of true love for their boyfriends.
(By the way, Valentine’s Day falls on a Sunday which is also Chinese New Year – hello, it’s a public holiday?? So hardworking got classes ah? Besides, if they’re going to, they’re going to...what can you do?)
The “no-panties” promotion, being held for the first time, has apparently been gaining interest among the students who are passing the news by word of mouth.
(Can someone please explain how NOT wearing underwear is an expression of true love? Are the guys going to let their goods dangle free too as an expression of THEIR ‘true love’? Any guy who plays the “If you love me you’ll do this” card deserves a swift kick to the family jewels and a “well, if YOU loved me you wouldn’t make me do this”)
Nurfitri claimed that some couples who celebrated Valentine’s Day ended up having a sex party.
(Really…and what constitutes a ‘sex party’? A couple? Threesome? Or a flat-out orgy?)
He said Unggas with the Ulama Association of Malaysia (Penang Chapter), Angkatan Pemuda Pemudi Islam and Komuniti Suara Kehidupan recently started a “Valentine’s Day Trap” (Jerat Valentine’s Day) campaign to caution the people against negative activities during Valentine’s Day.
(Ermm…don’t you all have anything better to do than to go spying on people?)
He said a team of about 500 volunteers from the organisations began distributing posters and VCDs, and would later conduct talks in night markets and other public places.
(Funny how only now they’re going all up in arms over this – if it was such an issue, shouldn’t it have been an already ongoing campaign?)
“On Valentine’s night, we will conduct a preventive operation called Operasi Sayang Remaja at Queensbay Mall in Gurney Drive and along the Butterworth Outer Ring Road stretch.
(Okay, the name of the operation sounds so WRONG – Operasi Sayang Remaja? Love Teen Operation/ Teen Love Operation? Are you kidding me?!?)
Since, we do not have enforcement powers like Jakim officers, we will concentrate on counseling and advising couples against committing adultery,” he said.
(So you’re going to ambush couples, give them a counseling session and let them go? I’m sure that’s going to be very effective…)
Nurfitri said National Registration Department statistics showed that about 257,000 births were registered without their fathers’ names between 2000 and July 2008. He said 70,430 babies were born out of wedlock between 1999 and 2003.
(I’m curious – do they have the breakdown of these births by state and race…because I have a feeling the results are going to be fascinating…)
Honestly, news like this just makes me want to cry – but I’m not sure whether it’s with laughter at the sheer lunacy of it, or over the apparent loss of common sense and rational thinking amongst some parties.
















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